"you stole that joke from tumblr" i posted that joke to tumblr
i feel like i just punched myself in the stomach
it’s so amusing how offended people get when you’re comfortable with yourself. it’s been so great over the past few months watching people love themselves more. i love selfies and nudes and i love when girls call themselves queens and act like they’re the hottest thing on the planet and if anyone calls you self centered or pretentious blow them the biggest kiss and carry on.
DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE
the first episode of the season is always awkward bc of the way they namedrop and stuff for new people or to remind people. like when you talk to your dad are you like “i, jaime of house lannister, the one they call kingslayer, who lost his hand also our symbol is the lion and we are rich and the king”
It only takes being rejected once for me to never ever ask anyone anything ever again.
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